The Rainy Season has arrived (YEY?!?) and if your house is surrounded by farm plots, it won't be long before you get to see slimmy amphibians... ewwww...
Lately, on several nights, I come home to find a small frog waiting patiently in the garage. I like to think of them as the house's security guards... there's normally no one home. Anyway, they normally hop away as I bring the car in... fearing for their dear life.
Last night, I came home at around 12:30AM to find this GIANT BULL FROG waiting on the DOOR STEPS!!! eeeiiiwww!!! I'm afraid of frogs and all slimmy living things alike!!! Trying to scare it away, I threw a stone at it... it didn't budge. I threw a slipper at it, thank goodness it landed in front of the frog a step below. I didn't want the slimmy stuff sticking to my slippers! I threw the other pair, this time it landed beside the frog and it still didn't budge. GRRRRR! Damn that STUBBORN, EEEEKKYYYY BULL FROG!!!! I was tired and sleepy and I wanted to get into the house! I tried calling out to my cousin to ask her to open the back door, but no one came. She's either a deep sleeper because I was practically yelling or she went to work.I called my mom, waking her in the process and crying like some kid... hahaha... it was more like complaining about the frog. Next, I tried poking it with a golf umbrella but I couldn't get the umbrella to touch the frog. As with the slippers, I didn't want it to touch froggie and I feared that it would hop onto the umbrella then it would dive straight at me.... eeeee... I got into the car and tried to poke it from the window but I was too far! I had to move the car closer... I started the car, turned the lights on and moved the car forward... I peeked through the window to see whether I was near enough and ALAS! NO BULL FROG ON THE STEPS!!! FREEEEDDDDOOOOMMMMM!!!! hahahaha The frog either got distracted from the lights or the engine sounds or the movement of the car... whatever it was, I don't care! I was home...
...and if this bull frog is some Prince Charming, someone better kiss it quick and take the slimmy thing away... hahahahaha!
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